October 2008
12 posts
“He doesn’t understand that things could be so much worse. Like a pre-teen...”
– Myself talking about a friend. (quoted at Ashley’s request)
While playing charades at 4 in the morning...
Lee: (motions that the thing is a person)
Drake: Okay, it's a person!
Lee: (Nods. Puts his feet together and puts his arms straight out like a crucifix)
Drake: Tree!
Drake: JESUS CHRIST!
Cory: Why did you guess tree first!? Since when is a tree a person!?
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Today, my English teacher discussed the use of commas, but mainly the Oxford comma. I didn’t give a fuck.